Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.
Q. How does a duck fart?
A. Through his arsequack.
My girlfriend just recently got a tattoo of a dolphin on her inner thigh. It’s amazing what tattooists can do these day, when you put your face near it you can actually smell the ocean.
As she lay there in my bed next to me I thought to myself “relax, you’re not the first doctor to sleep with a patient” but the other voice in my head said “But Howard you are a vet”.
My teacher didn’t believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank.
She freaked out when she saw how many dogs I could fit in there.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
Do birds really “sing” or are they actually releasing tiny screams because they’re scared of heights?