Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Addiction

in Animal Jokes
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I used to have an addiction to rolling around in pig sh*t but now I’ve been clean for almost 3 years.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+56 -91

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Corona Shortages

in Animal Jokes
+24 -60

Short of toilet paper? Take your sh*ts in the shower then stomp those brown nuggets down the drain.

Chinese Sailors

in Animal Jokes
+17 -56

Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.

Freezer

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+11 -57

My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.

Four Legs

in Animal Jokes
+24 -71

What has four legs and one arm?

A Doberman in a playground