28Aug Addiction By SF in Animal Jokes +19 -51 I used to have an addiction to rolling around in pig sh*t but now I’ve been clean for almost 3 years.
19Jul Worlds Laziest Fish By Dave in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes Tags: Black Jokes +56 -91 Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!
19Mar Corona Shortages By Stevo in Animal Jokes +24 -60 Short of toilet paper? Take your sh*ts in the shower then stomp those brown nuggets down the drain.
02Aug Chinese Sailors By Rob in Animal Jokes Tags: Chinese Jokes +17 -56 Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale? Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.
21Jun Freezer By PollyA in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -57 My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.
14Dec Four Legs By Dave in Animal Jokes +24 -71 What has four legs and one arm? A Doberman in a playground