Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Goats

in Animal Jokes
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What’s the difference between goats and women??

Goats are always horney.

Wings

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.

Swings

in Animal Jokes
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Whats white and swings from tree to tree?

A spunkey

Sick Dog

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+55 -80

Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.

Dentist

in Animal Jokes, General Jokes
+9 -34

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

Hit Dog

in Animal Jokes
+16 -42

Just hit a dog with my car on the way home from work. It’s OK though, I stopped the car, picked up the dog and put a suicide note under its paw.