Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Birds

in Animal Jokes
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Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.

Wings

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.

Swings

in Animal Jokes
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Whats white and swings from tree to tree?

A spunkey

Dentist

in Animal Jokes, General Jokes
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The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

Sick Dog

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.

Dog In Korea

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea?
A. Starter