Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Jul

By Hans

in Animal Jokes

+20 -46

Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea?
A. Starter

Mar

By SteveA

in Animal Jokes

+17 -45

Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.

Apr

By Ben

in Animal Jokes

+8 -36

The following conversation took place in a park.

Person 1 “Is that ur dog?”
Person 2 “No I had to adopt him. I spent years trying to make one but in the end wasn’t able to conceive.”

Jul

By Orlando

in Animal Jokes

+26 -54

Q. How do you make a cat flap?
A. Throw it off a cliff.

Jun

By Sy

in Animal Jokes

+20 -51

Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

Nov

By SteveB

in Animal Jokes

+7 -39

PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad)

[throws salad into a garden]
Go home…you’re free now.