15Oct Murder By SteveP in Animal Jokes +16 -37 Called to police about 5 times today to report a murder on my front lawn but they keep telling me to stop bothering them. Apparently they don’t give a shit about crows.
07Dec Bank Loan By SteveB in Animal Jokes +23 -45 Just been rejected by my bank for a loan. Apparently they only give money to people who already have lots of money.
03Dec Venison By Rob in Animal Jokes +5 -27 Just bought some venison from the supermarket, its dead deer.
08Feb Birds By Austin Keith in Animal Jokes +7 -30 Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.
14Mar Igloo By Daws in Animal Jokes +15 -38 Q. What do you call a cat that’s in an igloo? A. An eskimeow.