Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Pets

in Animal Jokes
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PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad)

[throws salad into a garden]
Go home…you’re free now.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Chinese Sailors

in Animal Jokes
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Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.

Freezer

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.

Private Number Plates

in Animal Jokes
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I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.

Four Legs

in Animal Jokes
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What has four legs and one arm?

A Doberman in a playground