Best Funny Animal Jokes

Q. Why do Pandas have black eyes?
A. Because they can’t satisfy their man.

What’s orange and looks like a cat?
A lion.

Just bought some venison from the supermarket, its dead deer.

Just been rejected by my bank for a loan. Apparently they only give money to people who already have lots of money.

Q. What do you call a cat that’s in an igloo?
A. An eskimeow.

What’s the difference between goats and women??

Goats are always horney.