Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

New Puppy

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Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.

Long Face

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”