Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.
Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.
PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad)
[throws salad into a garden]
Go home…you’re free now.
I used to have an addiction to rolling around in pig sh*t but now I’ve been clean for almost 3 years.
Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!
Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.
I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.