Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

snakes

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.

Aldi Shampoo

in Animal Jokes
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Just got some discount shampoo from Aldi…
Because you’re worthless

Igloo

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What do you call a cat that’s in an igloo?
A. An eskimeow.

Swings

in Animal Jokes
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Whats white and swings from tree to tree?

A spunkey

Goats

in Animal Jokes
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What’s the difference between goats and women??

Goats are always horney.

Orange Cat

in Animal Jokes
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What’s orange and looks like a cat?
A lion.