06Aug Starving Parrot By Mitch in Animal Jokes +11 -29 Q. Why did the parrot die of starvation? A. Because it couldn’t say I’m hungry.
18May TV Lies By Splinter in Animal Jokes +33 -52 Can’t believe how much my TV lies. Put my pet turtles in the microwave earlier today and they still can’t do any Karate.
23Jan snakes By Tim in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes +15 -34 Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.
07Mar Roadkill By Bennyb in Animal Jokes +14 -33 Q. What’s the difference between a dead tramp and roadkill? A. Roadkill has the skid marks on the front.
06Aug Chimpanzee Attack By Savvas in Animal Jokes +17 -37 Did you hear about the 3 zoo employees who were injured recently? They got attacked by a chimpanzee that set fire to it’s own feces using a discarded cigarette. Apparently they were rushed to the hospital with TURD degree burns.
13Nov Lamb Chops By RaZ 22 in Animal Jokes +9 -29 My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops. They’re minted.