A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.
The universe made of 4 things, protons, electrons, neutrons and morons.
Yo Mama’s so fat, when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building, all the people said “NO! DON’T DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND!”
My New Year’s resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.
Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.
Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe.
Husband: I love you. Wife: Is that you talking or the wine? Husband: I was talking to the wine.