I remember being told that every-time you shave it off, it grows back thicker.
Can’t wait to see my new cock.
My psychologist told me this morning that they have now found a cure for dyslexia. It was like music to my arse.
What do Rubik’s cubes and c*cks have in common?
The longer you play with it the harder it gets!
Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers? A. Squatters
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.