People who say they’ve lost their voice are lying.
Do you work for Fedex because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package?
Two interesting facts about me.
1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.
2) I’m banned from McDonalds.
Yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator.
What do Rubik’s cubes and c*cks have in common?
The longer you play with it the harder it gets!
Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers? A. Squatters