Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers? A. Squatters
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.
What do Rubik’s cubes and c*cks have in common?
The longer you play with it the harder it gets!
I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.