Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers? A. Squatters
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
Just got a new tattoo on my dick. It says “Pull once for sex, pull 100 times for no sex”.
A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.
The universe made of 4 things, protons, electrons, neutrons and morons.