Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+66 -42

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Getting Head

in Pick Up Lines
+72 -48

If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

Conflicts

in General Jokes, Political Jokes
+76 -52

My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.

Rubiks cube

in Dirty Jokes
+36 -12

What do Rubik’s cubes and c*cks have in common?

The longer you play with it the harder it gets!

Watch

in General Jokes
+56 -32

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

Bar

in Disabled Jokes
+72 -48

A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.