Yo Mama’s so fat that when god said let there be light, he told yo mama to move.
I had a wet dreem about someone who looked just like you last night. I pissed myself laughing when I hit you with a car.
Q. What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? A. A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
A Chun Ki Ho
My friend rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?”
I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”
Recently found out I’m allergic to cats. That’s the last time I eat at a Chinese restaurant.