What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
Q. What hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out. A. Bubblegum
Marriage is like a hand grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house.
How do you kill a hundred flies in one hit? Hit a African child with a shovel!
I’m fed up of people calling me a dealer. Weed is a plant so technically I’m a florist.
Three reasons why men are lazy.
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