Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Irish wedding

in Racist Jokes
+48 -20

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Hard

in Dirty Jokes
+67 -39

Q. What hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out.
A. Bubblegum

Hand grenade

in General Jokes
+44 -16

Marriage is like a hand grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house.

Hundred Flies

in Racist Jokes
+120 -92

How do you kill a hundred flies in one hit?
Hit a African child with a shovel!

Dealer

in General Jokes
+53 -25

I’m fed up of people calling me a dealer. Weed is a plant so technically I’m a florist.

Men Are Lazy

in Relationship Jokes
+48 -21

Three reasons why men are lazy.

1).