Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Cows

in Animal Jokes
+45 -18

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef

Men Are Lazy

in Relationship Jokes
+48 -21

Three reasons why men are lazy.

1).

Sex with teacher

in Dirty Jokes
+65 -38

A 10yr old boy returns home and tells his parents, ‘ive just had sex with my English teacher!’
Outraged the mother storms out the room, while the father says ‘well done son, im going to get you that bike you wanted!
No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will no doubt hurt my arse.’

Phone Fun

in Disabled Jokes
+49 -23

Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.

I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.

Be positive

in Relationship Jokes
+41 -15

My dad died recently. He lost a lot of blood and nobody knew his blood-type. I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.

Environment Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+69 -43

Guy: Hi do you care about the environment?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Well maybe we can take showers together to save water.