Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.
Someone attacked me last night with a bat.
I was really impressed with how well he trained it.
Feeling a bit depressed today. Just noticed I’ve got a grey pubic hair. I didn’t freak out too much when i found it but the people in the lift looked terrified.
Someone close to me died the other day. Luckily there was another space available on the bus so I moved seats.
If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?
What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell but they can’t eat.