I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.
Yo Mama is so fat when she goes in an elevator she can only go down.
Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…
Well that explain it all now doesn’t it
Q. Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers? A. Because prostitutes can wash their crack and resell it.
Yo mama is so fat every time she farts it gets mentioned on the weather channel.
person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight. person 2: Why? person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!