Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Stages of Life

By Nick

in General Jokes

+54 -16

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Feb

Testicles

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+50 -12

Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.

Oct

Library

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+77 -39

The following conversation took place in a library.

Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the new book by Dr Schultz about small penises.
Librarian: Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet.
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!!

Apr

Strange Dream

By princeneil klienn flame'z

in Surreal Jokes

+102 -64

Had a strange dream last night where I ate a gigantic marshmallow. When i woke up my pillow was missing.

Jul

Shower Chat-up Line

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+128 -90

Man: Do you shower after you have sex?
Woman: Yes of course.
Man: Well maybe you should have sex more often.

Oct

Birthday

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+79 -41

Yesterday I asked my wife what she wanted for her upcoming birthday and she told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds. I hope she likes the pack of playing cards I got her.