Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty? A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.
Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?
Because I’m White and he’s Wong
Can’t believe how nice some people are. Got a compliment today about my driving. Someone left a message on my wind-shield that said ‘parking fine’.
Man: Hi, I bet i can guess your age by feeling your boobs!! Woman: Really?? Go on then. Man: *FEEL BOOBS FOR 30 SECONDS* My guess is that you were born yesterday.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.