Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty? A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.
Think there’s a problem with my iPhone. The battery dies quicker than a black guy in the back of a police van.
Teacher: Name three Kings of England who greatly transformed the country and made it a better place to live.
Student: Drin-king, smo-king and fu-king.
If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my cock!
Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking heavily at the moment and allowing their wives to drive.
What’s long and hard for white people but short and relaxed for Asians?
A maths exam.