You gotta hand it to short people….
Mainly because they can’t reach.
When I was a kid I could go to the shop with £1 and get crisps, chewing gums, ice-cream, and a fizzy drink. Nowadays they have CCTV everywhere.
Why do anorexics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.
How come the film ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ is ok but when I make a new film called ‘Black Men Can’t Get Jobs’ it gets called racist?
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.
It’s called FOOD.