Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Vaccine

in Racist Jokes
+76 -35

Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.

It’s called FOOD.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
+55 -14

I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

Weighing Scale

in General Jokes
+86 -45

Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:

“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.

Time Capsule

in Animal Jokes
+58 -17

Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.

Nipples

in General Jokes
+103 -62

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?

Chinese Dwarf

in Racist Jokes
+88 -47

Q. What do u call a Chinese dwarf?

A. Tai Nee