Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jul

Health Service

By Frank

+83 -36

The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.

Oct

Supermarket

By Petes

in Dirty Jokes

+73 -26

The following conversation took place at the supermarket while buying condoms.

Cashier: Do you want a bag for that?
Me: Thanks for the compliment but I think the condoms should be big enough.

Mar

Alcohol Tester

By RobK

in Surreal Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+79 -33

I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.

Jul

Black Joke

By FrankP

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+123 -77

I was gonna make a joke about black people but none of them work.

Apr

One in Four

By Dannw

in Dirty Jokes

+69 -23

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it’s Michael – he’s super cute.

Dec

Beach

By Ally

in Yo Mama Jokes

+85 -40

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the beach she’s the only one that gets a tan.