Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Miracle Women

By Donald Trump

in Dirty Jokes

+85 -40

Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.

1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard.

Jan

Cats

By Herandez

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+120 -75

Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites.

1. Cats are covered in body hair.
2. Cats don’t listen.
3. Cats don’t come in when you call.
4. Cats stay out all night.
5. Cats like to be left alone and sleep all day.

Apr

Life Support

By Frank76

in General Jokes

+76 -31

If I’m ever on life support unplug me then plug me back in. That usually works.

Dec

Beach

By Ally

in Yo Mama Jokes

+85 -40

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the beach she’s the only one that gets a tan.

Jan

The World

By Chan3

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+112 -68

When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.

Sep

Dad Camera

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+89 -45

When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.