Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Newborn Baby

in General Jokes
+15 -92

I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.

Size

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+82 -163

African:         8======D

European:     8===D

Chinese:        8D

Booster Time

in Political Jokes
+57 -145

What do the vaxxed and non-vaxxed have in common? Neither will ever be fully vaxxed!

Bubblegum

in General Jokes
+33 -123

Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.

Nearly 2023

in Religious Jokes
+49 -142

Happy Birthday Planet Earth!

Joe Biden Cock

in Political Jokes
+58 -155

Joe Biden found out today he has Parkinsons. Coincidentally he also made the decision to permanently glue his hand to his cock.