Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
13
Jun

Giant Mushroom

By RobA
in Surreal Jokes
+12 -76

I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.

16
Jan

British People

By Jimmy
in Racist Jokes
+25 -90

British people having sex be like:

Hmm yes splended, ahh indeed. Scrumptious carry on, good heavens one is arriving.

09
May

NASA

By Dave
in Surreal Jokes
+38 -104

Why did NASA invent non-stick frying pans? Everything floats in space so having your sausage not stick and float out of the pan doesn’t make any sense.

11
Sep

Vegetables

By Steves
in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+77 -143

My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.

16
May

Toilets

By GavinO
in Dirty Jokes
+20 -87

Q. Why do gay men like to have sex in toilets?
A. Because you can’t catch Aids sitting on a toilet seat.

19
Jun

Sun Tan

By Carl O
in Racist Jokes
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+67 -135

How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.

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