After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”
Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.
I used to work for Greggs but I quit in the end. The place was full of fruitcakes.
Q: How do you know if a black girl is pregnant?
A: When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is picked
A Muslim walks into a bar.
Lots of people get killed.