Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Germans

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
+26 -96

After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.

Long Face

in Animal Jokes
+31 -102

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+19 -91

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.

Greggs

in General Jokes
+11 -83

I used to work for Greggs but I quit in the end. The place was full of fruitcakes.

Tampon

in Racist Jokes
+31 -103

Q: How do you know if a black girl is pregnant?

A: When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is picked

Bar

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+122 -197

A Muslim walks into a bar.

Lots of people get killed.