Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.
Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale? Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.
STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.
How do you know when your date is going badly? You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.
What do Japanese people call their japseye?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I beat my n*ggers black and blue.