Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale? Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.
STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.
How do you know when your date is going badly? You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.
What do Japanese people call their japseye?
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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.