Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.
Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.
You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.
What do Japanese people call their japseye?
Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.
Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her … Oh sorry I thought this was Google.