What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?
Foo King Mong
Can’t believe how thirsty my Grandma is. Just drove past her house and she’s got about 10 pints of milk on her doorstep.
Al Qaeda made a huge mistake knocking down both Twin Towers. Just think how embarrassing it would be only having one Twin Tower.
What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?
That would explain Captain Hook.
Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?
My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.