Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.
My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.
I told her I liked the one we have.
What do you call an Arab Alcoholic? Mustafa Pint
Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?
My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.
What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?
That would explain Captain Hook.