Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bar

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+104 -175

A Muslim walks into a bar.

Lots of people get killed.

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -89

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.

Sun Tan

in Racist Jokes
+55 -132

How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.

Bubblegum

in General Jokes
+29 -106

Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.

Indian Lesbian

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+67 -145

Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta

Mona Lisa

in Racist Jokes
+24 -116

Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.