Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

David Moyes

in Sports Jokes
+16 -35

David Moyes recently appeared at a charity event where he said “AIDS was a terrible disease”. That’s rich coming from him, at least AIDS managed to get into Europe.

Deaf Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+36 -55

Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.

Irony

in General Jokes
+8 -28

My friend told me that I just don’t understand irony.

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

Difficult Relationship

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -35

Me and my parents have always had a difficult relationship. At dinner when we used to have alphabet spaghetti they used to spell ‘f*ck off’ on my plate.

Football

in Sports Jokes
+118 -138

Manchester United.

Wheelbarrow

in Racist Jokes
+32 -52

Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
A: To help blacks walk upright.