A Muslim walks into a bar.
Lots of people get killed.
Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.
How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.
Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.