If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?
How do you know when your date is going badly?
You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.
I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.
Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.
26th April 64,997,984 BC
You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.
Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.