Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.
Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.
The following conversation took place on an airplane.
Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?
What do you call an Arab sex offender?
Fed up of being single? Fed up of dating websites? I’ve now developed the perfect strategy that is guaranteed success. Just lower your standards. My new girlfriend is actually a coconut sellotaped to a mop.
My parents recently died in a tragic plane crash. Am I still allowed to watch PG movies?