A Muslim walks into a bar.
Lots of people get killed.
Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.
Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.
Why do black people have big lips? So they can eat food.