Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Betting

in Sports Jokes
+14 -59

Just made a small fortune betting on the Euro 2016 football championships.

Unfortunately I spent a big fortune placing my bets.

Irish KFC

in Racist Jokes
+20 -65

Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Afro

in Yo Mama Jokes
+22 -68

Yo mama is so hairy….she’s got afros on her nipz.

Rolf Harris

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
+21 -67

What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.

Private Number Plates

in Animal Jokes
+15 -61

I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.

Four Legs

in Animal Jokes
+23 -69

What has four legs and one arm?

A Doberman in a playground