Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.
Q: Where is the toilet ? A: Shit on the floor
What do you call an Arab Alcoholic? Mustafa Pint
My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.
I told her I liked the one we have.
Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!