Just made a small fortune betting on the Euro 2016 football championships.
Unfortunately I spent a big fortune placing my bets.
Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?
A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Yo mama is so hairy….she’s got afros on her nipz.
What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.
I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a playground