Yo mama is so dirty that her bedroom toys are powered by diesel.
Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry? A. He was going through a mid life crisis.
Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.
Q. What do women and 0% APR loans have in common? A. They both have extremely complicated terms and they both keep saying they have no interest.
I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.
What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.