Living in a flat below a tap dancer can be really annoying. That’s why I’ve decided to install powerful magnets in my ceiling.
Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?
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Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!