Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Ugly and Poor

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -39

What do you call a guy whose ugly and poor but gets laid without paying for it?

A rapist.

Story Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -29

Once upon a time there was a c*nt.
It was you.
The end.

Robin

in Racist Jokes
+46 -64

Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy?
A. Batman can go a night without robin.

Ikea

in Racist Jokes
+34 -52

The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.

Baby Bin

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -27

Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin?
A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.

Dysfunction Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -30

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.