Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -60

Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
A. Joobs.

Brides

in Relationship Jokes
+35 -73

Why do brides wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.

Pokeman Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -45

STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.

Trump

in Political Jokes
+7 -46

Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+15 -54

What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+36 -75

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.