What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.
I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.
You’re mama is so fat that we’re all really concerned for her health!
Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.
My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”
Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.