“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11
Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.
Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.
Q. Why did Peter’s house burn down? A. Because his surname was ‘File’.
Me: Can I have your number? Girl: No go away!! Me: Why are you so angry? Is it because of your haircut?
Q. What do people and crayons have in common?
A. Nobody likes the white ones