Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Baby

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -45

My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.

Porky

in Animal Jokes
+19 -50

Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

Nickname

in Yo Mama Jokes
+17 -48

Yo mama is so fat her nickname is ‘lardo’.

Knife Fight

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -46

If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.

Christmas Tree Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -44

Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.

German Board Games

in Racist Jokes
+47 -78

Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?

A: Nazi !!!