My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.
Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.
Yo mama is so fat her nickname is ‘lardo’.
If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.
Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.
Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?
A: Nazi !!!