Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.


in Racist Jokes
+104 -169

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.

Long Face

in Animal Jokes
+28 -96

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -89

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.


in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+97 -171

A Muslim walks into a bar.

Lots of people get killed.

Indian Lesbian

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+64 -139

Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta

Sun Tan

in Racist Jokes
+53 -130

How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.