Tried anal last night, it’s f*cking shit!
Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?
A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What’s big, American and dumb?
Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.
Yo mama is so hairy….she’s got afros on her nipz.
Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?
A. They both taste good with wine.