Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin? A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.
Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.
Living in a flat below a tap dancer can be really annoying. That’s why I’ve decided to install powerful magnets in my ceiling.
Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?
Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!
Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d