My wife is never satisfied. She wanted me to build a bathroom next to our bedroom but I just got us some plastic bedsheets instead.
Would you like a free pearl necklace?
I came out of a human because somebody came in a human.
Apparently Kate and William have decided to give their new baby the humorous name of ‘Webecca’ so when she grows up people will think she has a speech impediment.
Yo mama is so harry big foot took a picture of her.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to take the knife out my pocket?