My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.
You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.
I’d love to see you take a sh*t.
A girl from Iraq is given a purse by her father for her birthday. The dad says, “happy birthday”, the girl replies “thanks for bag, dad!”
Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!
Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.