I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a playground
Apparently if you find a mother who’s a virgin and you give her baby small pieces of metal and perfume this makes you a ‘wise man’.
My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.
I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.
Q. Why is black comedy important?
A. Because black laughs matter.