Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

iPhone

in General Jokes
+31 -49

Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d

Forgets

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -38

Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hell is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?

Suicide Chat up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+21 -39

Hi I don’t suppose you could help me. I’m trying to commit suicide by having too much sex.

Loosing Weight

in General Jokes
+19 -37

Found out recently that I have a condition which stops me from loosing weight. It’s called being a greedy c*nt.

Stood Up

in Racist Jokes
+41 -59

I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

Laura

in Pick Up Lines
+20 -38

F*ck me if I’m wrong but is your name Laura?