Yo mama is so hairy….she’s got afros on her nipz.
Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.
Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?
A. They both taste good with wine.
After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.
What’s black and blue and hates sex.
What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.