Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Black Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -59

Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.

Cow

in Political Jokes
+19 -55

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

Going Badly

in General Jokes
+5 -41

How do you know when your date is going badly?
You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.

Muggy

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -43

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love.
Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you.
Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant pot.*

Knock Knock

in Religious Jokes
+4 -40

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.

Jacked Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -50

Hi, I haven’t jacked off in over 5 years. I just don’t need to because I’m always surrounded by hot women. Tonight is your lucky night, you have been selected!