Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Deaf Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+28 -52

Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.

H

in Religious Jokes
+9 -33

Why did the H kill himself?
Because the G-Had.

Twitter Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -31

Hi, do you want to follow me on twitter? My address is @millionairewithamassivecock.

BA

in General Jokes
+11 -35

Went on a flight with BA last night which was a total nightmare, he really hates flying.

X-Factor

in General Jokes
+12 -36

My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.

Covid19

in General Jokes
+12 -36

Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.