Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.
Why did the H kill himself?
Because the G-Had.
Hi, do you want to follow me on twitter? My address is @millionairewithamassivecock.
Went on a flight with BA last night which was a total nightmare, he really hates flying.
My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.
Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.