Living in a flat below a tap dancer can be really annoying. That’s why I’ve decided to install powerful magnets in my ceiling.
Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?
Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d
Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hell is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?
Hi I don’t suppose you could help me. I’m trying to commit suicide by having too much sex.
Found out recently that I have a condition which stops me from loosing weight. It’s called being a greedy c*nt.