Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Football Fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
+11 -29

Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!

iPhone

in General Jokes
+31 -49

Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d

Arab Alcoholic

in Racist Jokes
+60 -78

What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
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Forgets

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -38

Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hell is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?

Suicide Chat up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+21 -39

Hi I don’t suppose you could help me. I’m trying to commit suicide by having too much sex.

Loosing Weight

in General Jokes
+19 -37

Found out recently that I have a condition which stops me from loosing weight. It’s called being a greedy c*nt.