Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.
My girlfriend was tragically killed by a goat last week which is ironic because her star sign is Leo.
“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11
Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.
Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.
Q. Why did Peter’s house burn down? A. Because his surname was ‘File’.