My doctor said that I should watch what I eat so I’ve decided to go to the Grand-National!
Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.
Did you hear about the Indian drug addict who went to intensive care after mixing curry power with cocaine? He’s now in a Korma.
Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.
Q. What do women and hemophiliacs have in common? A. They both suffer from uncontrollable bleeding and they both get angry when this happens.
What does a Mexican put under his carpets?
Underlay!