Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Thesaurus Club

in General Jokes
+15 -31

First rule of Thesaurus Club…

You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.

Pizza

in General Jokes
+9 -25

Just got a pizza delivered and they forgot to put mozzarella on it. I’m really cheesed off.

Toilet Tissue

in Political Jokes
+9 -25

Why’d the Toilet Tissue Get an Education Award?
For It’s No “Skids” left behind program

Election Night

in Political Jokes
+20 -37

Just been watching the news and it’s f*ckin terrifying. Election night has now officially become more scary than Halloween.

Childish

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -37

My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.

Like that’s gonna happen during conker season.

Fun Fact

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -33

Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?