Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Heart Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+25 -39

Hi, i’m no organ donor but I’d happily give you my heart.

Dyslexics

in Disabled Jokes
+34 -48

Bad news for dyslexics tonight.

Your cocks go black.

John Terry Donation

in Sports Jokes
+16 -30

In a bid to promote his image and ease race relations John Terry has kindly donated 100 trumpets to an African orphanage in Nigeria. Apparently he was quoted as saying “Blacks are naturally talented at music and with their big lips they should be great at trumpet playing”.

Coconut Shampoo

in Surreal Jokes
+15 -29

Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.

Bolt Controller

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
+11 -25

Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common?
A. They both sweat a lot during work.

Clocks

in Disabled Jokes
+21 -35

Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.