Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

The Sun

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -27

Q: what is the hottest part of the sun..
A: Page 3!

Funeral Parlor

in General Jokes
+7 -21

The following conversation took place at a funeral parlor minutes before the funeral was about to start.

Widow: You’ve put him in a blue suit, I wanted brown!
Funeral Director: No problem madam. Ed!! Ed!! Quickly bring the hacksaw, we need to swap the heads around on these bodies.

Bat Attack

in General Jokes
+11 -25

Just been attacked by a thug with a bat.

It’s amazing how good thugs are at training animals these days.

Nightclub

in Racist Jokes
+32 -46

The following conversation took place in a nightclub.

White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men?
Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!!
White Girl: Ok *Goes outside*
Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!

Bubbies

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -21

Without nipples bubbies are pointless.

Cats and Cars

in Animal Jokes
+14 -28

What is a cat’s favourite car?
A purrrrrgeot.