Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Deaf

in Disabled Jokes
+34 -48

You can say whatever you want about deaf people.

Klu Klux Blaine

in Racist Jokes
+37 -51

And for his next magic trick Ku Klux Blaine will submerge 20 black people in tank of water for 7 days.

Son

in Relationship Jokes
+31 -45

Had a talk with my son earlier today about masterbation and how it’s totally natural. I also told him to make sure that in future he knocks on my door before he goes into my room.

HC Hammer

in Disabled Jokes
+13 -27

I wonder if the lyrics for MC Hammer’s song are available in braille?

Cinema

in Yo Mama Jokes
+38 -52

Yo Mama is so fat she works at her local cinema as a projection screen.

Social security

in Yo Mama Jokes
+5 -20

Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.