Q. How does Jesus make beer?
A. He brews it
What do you call a black person with one leg longer then the other?
Knee grow.
Not trying to brag but i have enough money to not work for the rest of the year.
Wow your hand looks really heavy, let me hold it for you.
According to a recent survey young kids are apparently the most annoying airline passengers.
I would have thought it might be terrorists.
What do you call a leper in a bath? Soup