Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.
Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s? A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night. We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient. He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.
Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot? A. Bigfoot has been spotted.