A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning. Thousands of fans attended.
Waking up to a surprise bj is great but not when you’re in prison.
Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.
They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.
The following conversation took place between a 3-year-old boy and his mum while having a bath.
Boy: ‘Mum are these round things between my legs my brains?’ Mum: ‘No not yet!’
Yo mama is so fat she got arrested at the airport for carrying 15 pounds of crack.