Someone wrote “mong” on my car windshield last night.
It took me ages to lick it off.
It’s a disgrace that the UK has recently lost its AAA credit rating. Just because our main export is Walkers Crisps and half the population is on unemployment benefits doesn’t mean we have a weak economy.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Q. What do you call a Chinese guy with a camera? A. Japanese.
If Noah was a Jew then why did he bring pigs with him on the boat?
A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.