Q: What do whales like on their toast? A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!
If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
..A Helephino!!
Hi, I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your ass.
Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?
When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.