Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Someone wrote “mong” on my car windshield last night.
It took me ages to lick it off.
Alpha Male Chat-Up Line:
Get your coat love ….. …I’ve got a knife
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Q. What do you call a Chinese guy with a camera? A. Japanese.
It’s a disgrace that the UK has recently lost its AAA credit rating. Just because our main export is Walkers Crisps and half the population is on unemployment benefits doesn’t mean we have a weak economy.