A new dangerous variant of Covid has now emerged from Thailand.
It’s been named the Phuket variant.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.
Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it around.
I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.
The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor.
Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe! Doctor: You can’t be serious!!