What do you call a blind German? A Nazi
If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.
Had a really fun night out last night, there’s nothing better than manslaughter. I also enjoy hearing women laugh as well.
Made love to an Inflatable doll the other day. Now I have an inflatable guy looking for me.
Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?
A. Yung No Moa
Last night I had sex with not one, not two, not three, not four but zero people.