Love the cashier at my supermarket. Always gives me free stuff. Self-checkout machines are awesome.
I heard on the radio today that a warlord in Afghanistan has purchased over 3 million poppies. It’s great to see Islamic military leaders showing their respect to the British Armed Forces.
We have a Muslim guy impressionist at our local show who impersonates Elvis Presley. His name is Amal Shukup!
I used to be in love with a girl from Moscow. I almost asked her to marry me but I didn’t want to Russia.
The average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I’m going to have a busy night tonight.
Yo mama’s so dirty she’s had more fingers inside her than a worn-out glove.