Yo mama is so fat when she uses a lift, the lift can only go downwards.
If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot!”, you’re wasting everyone’s time.
All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.
I hope you know CPR. You just took my breath away
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”
A large book fell on my head today.
I’ve only got mySHELF to blame