People are really strange. When you scream in a library they tell you to shut up but when you do it on an airplane everyone joins in.
Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.
My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .
Starting my first day as a Police man tomorrow and I don’t know how I’m gonna deal with black people.
I guess I’ve just got to give it my best shot.
The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.
Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly? Boy: You’re both! Girl: What do you mean? Boy: You’re pretty ugly
Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up… Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.