Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.
Starting my first day as a Police man tomorrow and I don’t know how I’m gonna deal with black people.
I guess I’ve just got to give it my best shot.
A recent scientific study has found that 9/10 men prefer big boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men.
My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .
The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.
Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly? Boy: You’re both! Girl: What do you mean? Boy: You’re pretty ugly
Boss: What’s your biggest weakness? Me: Honesty. Boss: I don’t consider that a weakness. Me: I don’t give a f*ck what you think.